Category: Will Rogers

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works......

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any......

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something......

Politics is applesauce......

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who......

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else......

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time......

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town......

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year......